This post is part of Mashable's Masturbation Week. May is National Masturbation Month, so we're celebrating by exploring the many facets of self-love. Look, we've all been there. Here are our ten favorite stories of masturbation gone wrong from the depths of Reddit. Hopefully you can't relate to any of the horrors below. Reddit user NaquadahEOD said :.
Masturbation Stories: 175+ Real Girls / Guys On Their Experiences With Masturbation
People Tell Us About Their First Time Masturbating - VICE
In it, John claims masturbation causes epilepsy, fainting spells, infertility, and stunted growth in children. Onania was an international bestseller. Some decades later, a Swiss doctor named Samuel-Auguste Tissot claimed semen was concentrated blood and that masturbating would lead to insanity and blindness. He also wrote a best-selling book, despite having no previous expertise on the subject. In , Dr. Kellogg fed the cereal to patients at The Battle Creek Sanitarium in order to curb their desires to masturbate. Masturbation in the 20th century was often considered the gateway drug to alcoholism, adultery, and general demise.
People Tell Us About Their First Time Masturbating
A whole month dedicated to talking about and practicing! At Autostraddle, we really like talking about masturbation, and we thought maybe you might too. We asked a bunch of Autostraddle Editors, Contributing Editors, Writers and Interns to write a small thing about when they started masturbating, and also to feel free to cover any other masturbation feelings they might have, because seriously, how often to we get to talk about jilling off in a public internet forum for ideas of wonderfulness?
You learn a few things spending a week talking to people about the first time they masturbated; straight guys remember it well. Who could forget that first eruption and the sticky cleanup situation it left them in? Whether they spoke to their friends about rubbing one out or not, they were all continually reminded of it. The first boner, masturbation session, and the messy cleanup of young men are welcome comedy tropes. Even if you wanted to wipe the moment from your mind, Jason Bigg's face from American Pie wouldn't let you.